Words and Music by Catesby Jones
Prospect Hill Music   BMI

Bat Wing Man

It's the Cadillac of mowing machines
Humongous tractor with two bat wings
He rides the sides of the interstate
Where the weeds and the bushes meet an awful fate

He's got the RPM's up on the PTO
He's talking on the CB radio
He's a VIP at the DOT
An' he's there for Y-O-U and me

CHORUS:

He mows the shoulders, spares the flowers
What goes in whole comes out powder
Retreads, bottles and aluminum cans
Can't escape from the bat wing man

Chipmunks, rabbits, turtles and snakes
Best get out the way for heaven's sake
He's cutting a swath fifteen feet wide
And he's coming to get ya on either side

REPEAT CHORUS:

Don't flip the bird up in his face
'Cause he remembers license plates
And if you break down you won't get far
He turns SUV's into compact cars

REPEAT CHORUS:

Words and Music by Catesby Jones
Prospect Hill Music   BMI
www.catesbyjones.com